Chris W.
@thempishere
Saquon Deez Nuts
88
Career wins
55.0%
Win rate
2
Championships
8
Playoff trips
6.42
Avg finish
18,899
Career points
Skill & luck
The record behind the record
Skill estimates schedule-independent scoring strength. Luck is the difference between actual wins and weekly All-Play expectations.
66.7
Skill percentile
88-72-1
Actual record
82.0-79.1
Expected record
+6.5
Lucky · wins
50.9%
All-Play win rate
66.1%
Lineup efficiency
Career timeline
Every campaign
Shared-owner seasons stay in the franchise timeline. Career totals and analytics credit ESPN’s primary owner so each team result is counted once.
’26
Saquon Deez Nuts
Chris W.
0-0 · 0.0 pts · Finish —
’25
Saquon Deez Nuts
Chris W.
8-6 · 1674.7 pts · Finish 6
’24
Chubby Chasers
Chris W.
8-6 · 1648.6 pts · Finish 6
’23
Chubby Chasers
Chris W.
5-9 · 1569.8 pts · Finish 12
’22
Knockin' On Evans Door
Chris W.
4-10 · 1511.6 pts · Finish 12
’21
The Mixon Administration
Chris W.
7-7 · 1696.5 pts · Finish 12
’20
Zeke And Watson
Chris W.
9-4 · 1487.9 pts · Finish 3
’19
Under The Influwentz
Chris W.
8-5 · 1658.9 pts · Finish 6
’18
Dirty Landry
Chris W.
6-7 · 1614.1 pts · Finish 12
’17
Hyde and Zeke
Chris W.
9-4 · 1649.9 pts · Finish 1
’16
Le'Veon la Vida Loca
Chris W.
10-3 · 1566.1 pts · Finish 3
’15
Plagued By Injury
Chris W.
7-6 · 1384.0 pts · Finish 3
’14
Dirty Sanchez
Chris W.
7-5 · 1437.0 pts · Finish 1
Head to head
Every recurring argument
Mitch P.
10—12
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Derrick L.
12—8
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Sam D.
7—12
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Tyler Z.
11—8
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Jeff Z.
9—9
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Brandon C.
9—8
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Brandon A.
9—6
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Mac C.
8—6
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Tyler C.
9—5
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Draft DNA
How this franchise builds
Open-market positional tendencies from every completed draft, with keeper slots tracked separately.
RB HEAVY · 63% of early picks were RBs
MID-ROUND QB · First QB averaged Round 7.7
PLAYER LOYALTY · 14.1% of picks repeated a familiar player
63%
Early-round RB
34%
Early-round WR
R7.7
First QB average
R7.6
First TE average
3×
Brandin Cooks
All open-market picks
Position mix by round
2025 · Pick 2
Saquon Barkley
RB · Round 1
2025 · Pick 23
Bucky Irving
RB · Round 2
2025 · Pick 26
Trey McBride
TE · Round 3
2025 · Pick 47
TreVeyon Henderson
RB · Round 4
2025 · Pick 50
DJ Moore
WR · Round 5
2025 · Pick 71
Ricky Pearsall
WR · Round 6
2025 · Pick 74
Jerry Jeudy
WR · Round 7
2025 · Pick 95
Chris Godwin Jr.
WR · Round 8
2025 · Pick 98
Javonte Williams
RB · Round 9
2025 · Pick 119
Jayden Reed
WR · Round 10